13-year-old liar sends two men to prison

Picture of 13-year-old Alisha DeanThirteen-year-old Alisha Dean is a dirty, rotten little troublemaker.

Look at the picture. She certainly looks older than 13 to me. It appears that Alisha Dean gets to lie without consequences while the two men she seduced will be spending jail time.

Alisha’s Myspace profile changes faster than Hillary Clinton’s stance on gun control during an election cycle. The tired old adage that ignorance of the law is no excuse really gets my goat. Are these men supposed to get sworn affidavits of age and have three witnesses corroborate a female’s age before they get busy?

This little lying girl is clearly a part, if not the major reason for the legal issues of the two adult males she misrepresented herself to. If she wants to lie about her age and who she is then perhaps she deserves to be barefoot and pregnant in a trailer park somewhere. Her father, who is clearly not doing a good job of parenting, should be ashamed of himself for pressing charges. Perhaps it is he who should be in prison for failing to be responsible for the child he produced.

My advice to Alisha – keep your legs closed for a few years and don’t open your mouth until you learn to tell the truth. My advice to young men who live around Alisha’s home town of “Redd Bone” Florida – watch out for a lying young slut. Card everyone! And for God’s sake, someone needs to get the dad snipped so he can’t produce anymore little liars he won’t be able to properly raise.

In any situation such as this, it is unfortunate that reason, logic and responsible lifestyles were probably not a part of the local environment of any of the participants from day one. That is the root of the problem. I doubt either Alisha or her bedmates were raised to value education. I doubt any of them cracked a book this year. Most likely they were all taught that booty calls and big shiny rims are the only things that matter in life. The public education system failed them. Their parents failed them. The legal system failed them. Ultimately they failed themselves.

The culture of self-destruction marches on and for the next 15 minutes it will have a new standard bearer named Alisha Dean. I wonder how long it will be before she seduces her next horny victim?