I’ve been waiting with bated breath for porn stars to start revealing all the glamourous details of their private lives, and it hasn’t been in vain.
If it’s not easy being a porn star, it’s not always easy being a porn-star blogger, either. Someone posted a link to Parry’s blog on the Yahoo! Groups page for his high school graduating class, providing the adult actor with a level of exposure he hadn’t anticipated.
I can’t wait to find out what Melinda Melons and Dick E. Normous read while they’re sitting on the toilet. I’m eagerly anticipating reading long lists of tips for picking up porn stars in bars. I will relish reading about the secrets of rejuvenating a sagging vagina.
Rejoice, for porn stars are now blogging and you have one more way to be a voyeur. What a world.
Editor’s note: This article was written by a sarcastic author.