Now that runaway retard Jennifer Wilbanks has decided to make money off her idiotic life story, I rescind my earlier posts in which I said that she shouldn’t go to jail. Jennifer is proving herself to be the mentally weak, self-indulgent ignorant slob that gives this country a bad reputation.
Not only Jennifer Wilbanks, but her fiancé John Mason are now cashing in on the fame they acquired during Jennifer’s little episode last April. A book is in the works, and a movie is being pushed. Now maybe we understand why Mason is hanging around. Money talks, Jennifer walks. It’s easy to slam Wilbanks and Mason for cashing in on her actions .. and her lies … but let’s not forget to look at ourselves here. Perhaps the real blame here should lie with the disgusting celebrity culture that permeates our society. The average American is more interested in just who Brad Pitt cheated with on Jennifer Anniston than they are who represents them in the congress. My hope for the runaway bride and her now-fiancé? May you flop .. and may the both of you one day return to the anonymity you so richly deserve.”
–Neal Boortz
Make sure you submit your entry for Neal’s contest to name Jennifer’s new book. Might as well mock her as much as possible. What a dirty whore.
She should be court ordered to turn over all profits from any book and movie deals related to her story to private charities that help victims of real crimes.
Others weigh in on the continuing saga of the retarded runaway from Atlanta:
News Before It’s News – Possible covers for the new Jennifer Wilbanks book
Shadowscope – More Jennifer Wilbanks horseshit