Grabbing an arm = sex offense?

I created a new category for this one, Signs of the End Times.

When you live in a place where grabbing a teenager’s arm is treated as a sex offense, you should indeed be hoping for the Rapture because the lunatics are certainly running the asylum and only Jesus can save you.

Fitzroy Barnaby can no longer live near a park or school and must register with police whenever he moves. And that’s stupid as hell.

The World Wide Rant calls it insanity.
Ripclawe believes the problem is Chicago.
Say Anything worries about sex offender registries.

UPDATE: One of my readers claims there is more to the Fitzroy Barnaby story – that he grabbed the girl and tried to pull her into the car. Can anyone verify whether this is true? There was nothing about it in the article I read.