The case of the $65 million dollar pants, part deux

Breaking down in tears over a pair of pants is not a sign of good mental health. They’re pants! They can be replaced.

A Washington, D.C. law judge broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with a missing pair of pants. Administrative law judge Roy Pearson is representing himself in civil court and claimed that he is owed $54 million from a local dry cleaner who he says lost his pants, despite a sign in their store which ensures "Satisfaction Guaranteed."

Judge Roy Pearson is a criminal shyster. He should be prohibited from any position of authority anywhere and forced to pay the dry cleaners for all the hassle he has caused them. The guy is a piece of crap. Pants are worth neither tears or millions of dollars. The fact that someone can even be heard by a court with such ridiculous demands is an indicator that something is severely wrong with our justice system.