There’s a small plane that violated Washington’s no-fly zone! Oh my God! Everyone, quick, run around like idiots! Threat level Red! I repeat, threat level Red!
It’s probably time to ban private ownership of small planes. Any sane person would agree that small planes are just too dangerous to let our citizens own them.Especially now that they are being used to attack our fine and upright leaders in Washington, D.C.
I hope they string that bastard pilot up high to make an example out of him.
I guess I could be wrong. Maybe it really is a terrorist. Maybe I’m the idiot. Let’s wait and see.