FAA revokes pilot’s license for flying too near White House

The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday that it had issued an emergency revocation of Hayden L. Sheaffer’s pilot’s license because he ‘constitutes an unacceptable risk to safety in air commerce.'”

My only question: what about all those incompetent security screeners? Don’t they add up to an “unacceptable risk to safety in air commerce? I mean, come on. Which is a worse threat? A two-seater plane or 45,000 pompous idiots with an annual budget of $5 billion whose most recent security innovation was to ban lighters even though NO ONE HAS EVER HIJACKED OR BLOWN UP A PLANE WITH A STINKING LIGHTER and the chances that someone ever will are lower than the chances that Muslim murder-bombers will actually find themselves waking up with 72-beautiful virgins eagerly waiting to pleasure them for all eternity.

Ah! I curse the foolishness of humans some days. Fire the f*@king TSA and its evil predecessor the FAA, Americans!