Fox News molested me with the Michael Jackson story

I would rather be molested by Michael Jackson than have to listen to one more minute of the idiotic talking heads on Fox News. Their ceaseless prattle is driving me insane. I can’t find a talk show or news channel that is talking about anything important. Michael Jackson is not important. He doesn’t make decisions that affect your choices. He can’t tell you that you have to carry a special new ID or that you’re not allowed to smoke pot, even if it would relieve the pain of your terminal cancer.

It’s all pundits chewing on the Michael Jackson case like it’s the best piece of beef jerky they’ve ever tasted in their lives. It’s disgusting. Stop interviewing the tards on the street about what they think. Stop speculating on what Jackson will do now. Talk about something that actually matters. The circus sideshow is over. Drop it and move on.