Him or her? You can’t be both, can you?
Update: Hyperbolic Pants Explosion lost his camera at the convention. Please let her know if you found it.
Say what? He lost his camera. Please let her know if you found it. Am I crazy, or is that impossible? How hurried do you have to be to forget if you’re writing about a man or a woman?
Anyhow, if you attended the Kos festival of self-love, and you have Hyperbolic Pants Explosion’s camera, or know his/her true sexuality, surf over there and help them straighten the mess out. I hope that was a typo.