The lawsuit alleges that tens of thousands of children have suffered obesity, diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, elevated cholesterol and other health problems after being misled about McDonald’s products.
The mentally diseased whiners are at it again. Now that class action lawyers have become rich from smoking lawsuits, a new crop of these parasitic creatures is beginning what I’m sure will be a slew of lawsuits against fast food companies.
I have nothing but contempt for a) class action lawyers and b) the parents of obese children (who are often obese themselves). People who try to blame cause and effect on others make me sick.
Let me explain things simply here, for those of you who are in danger of succumbing to the creeping disease of itsyourfaultitis that has been spreading like cancer throughout this country. Cause and effect is simple. You are hungry, so you eat. You choose bad food and eat too much of it, so you get fat. This is your fault. Shut the f**k up and go on a diet. Eat less, and read books about nutrition. Exercise.
Do not go to court and whine. Do not raise the cost of eating for the rest of us just because you are a human ball of lard. That is your fault and you do not deserve to be paid for making bad choices.
The sneaky part of this is that the soul sucking lawyers involved are predicating the lawsuits on the idea that McDonald’s is somehow responsible for the health of America’s children. I know that parents used to hold the primary responsibility for the health of their own children but in the new, improved socialist United States of Obesity, the responsibility is apparently on your state’s child services, the Amber alert system, class action lawyers and McDonald’s will pay to raise your little fatty, buy him or her an XBox and pay for the liposuction every American child needs. It will also raise the price of my occasional Big Mac to $40.
Next time you see a rolling ball of child blubber wolfing down a giant vat of fries at your local McDonald’s remember that you’ll be paying for every extra ounce of food he or she is lustily consuming. You’ll be doing so because the nation you live in is a place that increasingly teaches a philosophy that nothing is ever your fault and that all your problems should be paid for by someone else.