Killing yourself is not that hard, unless you are this guy

A man shot himself five times before driving from his Godfrey, Ill., home to a bridge — a distance that took 10 minutes — and jumped from a bridge.

OK, I’m starting a new category called World of the Wacky just for this story about a man who shot himself five times before jumping off a bridge.

A little advice, if you’re going to kill yourself, a .22 caliber pistol is not the optimal weapon.