Another useless bill is being considered by a mostly useless legislature.
Still drunk with the glory of its massive successes in creating legislature designed to reduce the worldwide volume of e-mail missives hawking natural penis enlargement products, Congress is once again proving its effectiveness and efficiency by considering not one but two seperate and equally useless bills that are certain to confuse and intimidate the three members of the American public who will actually peruse them with a serious attitude.
Spyware programmers all over the world have recently been seen quaking in their boots and consulting with their brethern spam mail writers in hopes of finding inexpensive ways to assuage the wrath of the fat old white men and irrational angry black women that populate the hallowed halls of our nation’s Capitol building.
If Congress was serious about dealing with spyware they would just force all Americans to download and install Microsoft’s free (in beta) Anti-Spyware product. Of course, that would be a monopoly officially supporting another monopoly and God knows we can’t have that sort of thing. Not here in the land of the free.