Legislating Fluffernutter

Massachusetts Senator Jarrett T. Barrios wants to ban fluffernutter sandwiches in government school cafeterias.[thumb:310:l]

His kid wanted a fluffernutter sandwich and it pissed him off; so now hes trying to pass a bill limiting the delightful childhood summertime high-noon snack. Ironically? Marshmellow fluff was invented in his very district! What a pathetic asshole.

In April Jodi Rell, Govenor of Connecticut, signed a bill banning sodas in high school. Whole milk and fruit juice are pefectly fine, however. Yeah. I slapped my forehead too. With conservatives like Jodi Rell; who needs liberals?

As the representatives for Coca-Cola stated: It’s counter productive to tell an 18 year-old who can drive a car, fly a plane, enlist in the miltary, get married and have an abortion that they can’t have a soft drink.

Is legislating sugar really that high on a list of priorities for our government schools? I sure as hell dont think so; but this liberal does. What’s good for Barrios’ kid is good for the entire state of Massachusetts.