Robbing the American people is just too tedious a process for the Democrats. Luckily, Nancy Pelosi is now the chief thief in charge. She’s a historic woman, you know. If you don’t believe me, just ask her about it. She’ll tell you for hours.
But I digress. This article is about thievery, not womanhood. The Democrats promised, "the American people that we would have the most honest and most open government and we will.” It was actually Pelosi who said that, but she is the historic woman mouthpiece for all the Democrats. Historic indeed. You see, the rules Congress follows sometimes present an inconvenience. The solution? Change the rules.
In a stunning move, House Democrats today revealed they will attempt to rewrite House rules that have gone unchanged since 1822 in order to make it possible to increase taxes and government spending without having to vote and be held accountable. House Republican Leader John Boehner (R-OH) today vowed Republicans will use every available means to fight this unprecedented change.
The new Democratic controlled Congress might as well just have a giant banner made up that reads: RULES ARE FOR FOOLS! or maybe RULES? We don’t need no stinking rules!
Maybe they should just go ahead and take George Washington off the dollar. Nancy Pelosi could be the historic woman pictured on our currency instead.
With pressure mounting to end the war in Iraq, maybe the Congress could just go ahead and declare war on the citizens of the United States of America. Both Republicans and Democrats have been robbing us for years, but the sheer size of the brass balls needed to suggest that voting is just too much of an inconvenience is astounding.
Nancy Pelosi said, "Americans will no longer tolerate the Republicans’ continued abuses of power and catering to corporate special interests." Guess what Nancy? Americans will no longer tolerate the Democrats continued abuses of power and catering to the least productive and least educated segments of our society either. We’re not all a bunch of dumb asses lady! Lots of us are monitoring you and your cronies. We have databases too. Watch your step. I now you don’t believe it, but you report to us, not the other way around. Don’t make us remind you the hard way.