I recently had an e-mail exchange with a co-worker that I found humorous. I thought it was worth sharing.
From: Co-worker
Sent: Monday, June 19, 2006 12:14 PM
To: Snyder Trevor L SGT
Subject: RE: [U] Check datesClassification: UNCLASSIFIED
This is what happens when you but an illiterate person like myself on important work like the stuff you do.
My response:
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Although I appreciate the help, that was LT. Yauney’s decision. If I were placed in charge you would be driving a small sailboat with wheels on it around the perimeter of the Green Zone singing happy Arabic songs about peace, love and understanding. You would also be wearing the same type of hat Skipper wore on Gilligan’s Island. The boat would be full of ice cream, which you would give out to all the children on request.
Respectfully,
Sgt. Trevor L. Snyder
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
James Madison (1751 – 1836)
His response to my response:
