I’m not sure exactly why, but the #1 search result for people finding me on the web is “sex blogs.” I don’t write about sex, so I’m not quite sure why that is.
Number two on my list: Matthew Sepi. He’s the former servicemember that shot two people in a dark alley.
LAS VEGAS — An Iraq war veteran accused of using an assault rifle to kill a woman and wound a man in an alley acted in self-defense and should be eligible for psychological treatment instead of trial, his defense lawyer said Monday.
“I don’t think this kid should be in custody,” Public Defender Nancy Lemcke said after a brief appearance by Matthew Sepi, 20, in a Las Vegas courtroom. “
Here’s the full story on this Iraqi war veteran.
The press always loves a story where an “assault weapon” is used. I suppose the tale of Mr. Sepi wouldn’t be so interesting if he had used a blowgun and poison darts in an apparent case of self-defense.
Coming in at number three this month: Jennifer Wilbanks breasts. I’m not sure why people are still searching for her breasts. If you people really need to see a breast, visit Tara Reid’s Boob. I’m sure the quality is higher over at her chest, plus, Tara Reid doesn’t have massive bug eyes.
Other interesting searches that brought people to my site this month: “life sucks, please kill me,” “melinda melons,” and for some reason I cannot fathom, “raping photos.” What’s that all about? If you’re an “obese chain smoking woman who eats too much and never exercises,” or you’re just looking for one, please don’t visit my blog anymore, I can’t help you. The same goes for the person that found me while searching for “dogs raping young girls.” For you, I recommend suicide. Freaks.