Tips for displaying your breasts properly in the office

Breasts must be displayed properly in the officeIn case you have been agonizing over how best to display your breasts in the workplace, here is an article for you, and a quote from the ubiquitous "expert."

"A recent study showed men photos of women in a workplace with large breasts showing cleavage, medium breasts and small breasts. When asked about who looked most professional and personable, the men chose the women with medium-sized breasts," she (the ubiquitous expert) said.

I guess this is what people are interested in when they get tired of American Idol trivia. There is nothing in the article about how men should package their package. I suppose we need to evolve more as a society before we can have newspaper articles about how best to do that.