- I’m a libertarian war hawk
- I drive fast and aggressive (but still use turn signals)
- I generally don’t care what others think of me
- I constantly talk about the negative aspects of government
- I own lots of guns
- I shoot those guns all the time
- I think our tax system is a form of economic slavery
- I like to take surprise photos of people
- I dance like a chicken with no head (white boy style)
- I am neither conservative or liberal