‘World’s greatest dad’ not so great

File under irony.

If you’re going to engage in pedophilia (which I do not recommend or support) you should probably not wear a t-shirt that claims you are the “World’s Greatest Dad.” Of course, people who get caught doing this sort of stuff generally aren’t armed with a very high IQ.

No one should be alone when crimes are being committed. A dumb criminal needs a dumb attorney general – they were meant for each other.

A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”

You don’t say? How stupid does Mr. Cox think the rest of us are? Anyone can “pose a threat to our children.” I don’t need to be reminded that the world has some bad people in it. But thank you, Mr. Mike Cox for being so patronizing and reinforcing the mindset that we should continue to support a police state, government stings, reduction of civil rights, a bloated court system, zero tolerance stupidity, 500 alphabet soup agencies full of armed bureaucrats, the highest per capita prisoner rates in the civilized world, ignoring our own founding document and a complete lack of all common sense – it’s for the children. Thank God for the children, and for the World’s Greatest Dad and thank God for you, Mike Cox.

You’re my hero. The “World’s Greatest Dad” may have been a total pervert, and he may have been trying to hump someone’s daughter, and that is all bad. On the other hand, I’m not particularly enamored of the public “servants” who spend their days emailing child porn to pehophiles and posing as little children on the Internet. Isn’t it the Devil who is supposed to tempt us, not the government?